Have You Ever Knowingly Used The Melodic or Harmonic Minor Scales?

There is one major scale, also known as the Ionian mode. Tone-Tone-Semitone-Tone-Tone-Tone-Semitone.

There is a natural minor scale, which is where you move three times to the left on the Circle of Fifths and play the resulting major scale, but starting on the original tonic. Also known as the Aolian mode. Tone-Semitone-Tone-Tone-Tone-Semitone-Tone.

Then there is the harmonic minor scale: Tone-Semitone-Tone-Tone-Tone-Three SemiTones-Semitone.

It gets worse. The melodic minor scale: Tone-Semitone-Tone-Tone-Tone-Tone-Semitone (upwards) and play the notes of the natural minor scale on the way down. Hint: don't do trills or clever up-and-down phrases at the upper end of the scale.

Kids have to learn this stuff at Grades Three and Four for piano (but not in all keys).

It's in the book of clarinet scales I once thought would be a good idea to use for the guitar. (The two have a very similar range.)

There's never been a time when Gerald Plumbtones on Radio Three has said "and Mahler wrote this in E harmonic minor".

When something is written in (say) E-minor, it's the natural minor they use.

The only song I know in a harmonic minor is the Great Society version of White Rabbit. Even Derby Slick's solo is in the harmonic minor.



One of the ways of learning something is to extemporise around it. I may have grabbed A harmonic minor, noodled away, and thought on occasion "that sounds a bit Keith Jarrett-y". I suspect KJ used it from time to time.

Lower grade pianists also have to learn the whole-tone scales (both of them) and the chromatic scale (only one of them). No pentatonics, because this is Music Theory and they didn't do pentatonics in the Classical era. Bear in mind there are guitarists who barely do anything else.

So other than for practice, have you ever knowingly used the melodic or harmonic minor scales?

You're An Artist If You Say You Are

There's a scene in a wonderful movie called Dinner Rush...

 

 (Not this scene, but it gives you an idea how good a film this is)

...where a pompous celebrity art critic says to Summer Phoenix's aspiring painter / waitress...

You're an artist if you say you are. You're a successful artist if....

...and then he's interrupted by his entourage.

I've often wondered how to finish that line.

It's subtle, because there's "being an artist" and being a writer, painter, sculptor, interior designer, architect, and all those other activities that fall under "the arts".

You're a writer if you sit down and write pretty much every day. You're a successful writer if you finish some of the stories or projects you start, (because you will waste time on bad ideas)

But then there's "being a writer" as a profession, as participation in a social / cultural scene.

You're an author if you've been published and paid for it. Once. That's what the Society of Authors says. You're a successful author if you keep being published. (Because almost nobody makes a living from writing.)

There are successful authors who are by no means artists. There are artists who write stories, who write little and don't spend much time schmoozing.

So what makes someone a successful artist?

It's not about being a successful practitioner, and it's not about being recognised by the in-crowd of agents, critics, editors, gallerists, academics, journalists, and other bureaucratic nabobs.

What I notice about people I call `artists' is that a) they can work and express themselves in multiple media; b) they are quick to experiment with new technology that may help them produce something; c) they have their own voice / tone / style. You can identify their work more or less immediately.

You're a famous artist if "everyone" knows your name.

You're a rich artist if you have lots of money.

You're a successful artist if you develop your own voice and use that voice to produce work in whatever media you can use.

And most probably you will be poor or working a day job. Those are the stats.

Something You Won't See After The 24th August For A While

 Or maybe it's okay for them to use sprinklers.

Thames Water hosepipe ban from 24th August. 

Wouldn't it be nice if there was a Leaking Pipes Ban as well?

Oh, but then they wouldn't be able to borrow all that money to pay dividends.

Early Saturday Morning Fashion Shoot

 
Hey guys! Let's get a really early tube into the West End and shoot some video at 07:30 on Saturday morning! Before it gets hot, you know?

Fish and Chips, South Bank

 

Live Music - Autumn 2022

I have an excellent next-level hi-fi set up I wrote about endlessly a couple of years ago.

Live music does not sound like hi-fi, and vice versa.

It's been a while since I've heard live music, and I've decided that I need to hear some.

If only to convince myself that...

a) the acoustics in my listening position are better than an affordable seat in a concert hall (*)

b) audiences are... audience-like

c) live music, even in the Wigmore or Festival Halls, is MUCH LOUDER than I play my stereo

d) the soundstage is better on my stereo

e) a CD would be cheaper

f) paying that price for 90 minutes of entertainment makes me concentrate in a way I could never do at home

It's also part of my going-out-in-the-evening programme of recovery.

I have three concerts booked for the South Bank, and three at the Wigmore Hall.

I'll let you know how it goes.



(*) 'Affordable' is an elastic term.

Is It Safe To Come Out Yet?

Freedom Day was in July 2021, but the restrictions weren't removed until the end of February 2022,  SAGE wasn't disbanded until the start or March, and according to Rishi Sunak, we were this far away from an Omicron lockdown in Winter 21/22.

Even so, we're only three months from the end of free testing for Covid.

The last of the perspex screens are coming down in the shops.

It seems to me that everyone on public transport has stopped watching everyone else as if they may be infected with the plague.

Over-cautious, virtue-signalling Arts Venues have finally accepted that their customers do not want to wear masks while listening to Beethoven.

So I guess it's safe to come out. Not that I haven't been going to the shops and wandering around bits of London.

I mean, other people look normal now. They really didn't even in March.

It feels like we are about ninety-five per cent normal: regional wars, strikes, near double-digit inflation, the NHS in crisis, all business-as-usual for my generation. Now if the Grown-Ups could only put a stop to this Woke provokatsiya (or possibly provokáció), we might be okay.

My thought was that, in ordinary times, I would start going out to movies and concerts in the evenings (again) and let the sleep patterns take care of themselves. Especially since parking near tube stations gets cheaper if I do that. So I'm going to start doing that now.

It is not, however, safe to go near airports, ferry ports, or any other kind of international travel. Long queues, missed flights, delayed flights, only half the security desks opened at any given time, passport control half-manned... no freaking way. Even if I did have a passport.