Friday, 12 September 2025

The Myths and Sunflowers of Van Gogh

I bought a paperback on Van Gogh's Sunflower paintings recently, thinking that it would be another easy art-market oriented read. I've been struggling, but maybe it's the change of the weather.

Van Gogh occupies a unique place in Art World mythology. Listen to this little snippet...
  

 

 (The words are taken from a famous essay by Rene Ricard, an influential 1980's art writer, and the movie it was taken from was directed by Julian Schnabel, who is an actual bona fide painter himself.)

Van Gogh didn't sell in his lifetime, except once. And that was not a sunflower.

Writing about Van Gogh is difficult. He has to be portrayed as a great artist who happened to have some mental health issues that lead to him committing suicide. There cannot be a connection between his painting and his mental health, because that would cast him as an "Outsider Artist", which would reduce his auction prices considerably, if not change the way we see the paintings themselves.

The art-history / market problem is that "great artists" usually do very well in their lifetimes and have robust mental and physical health. They may get forgotten immediately after their death because fashions have moved on(this tends to happen to composers), but they get re-discovered. The greats of the Renaissance were never forgotten, partly because their work was all over the Vatican and other Catholic churches and monasteries, and because a cult grew up around them, helped by the descendants of their patrons.

The usual course is that an artist does well when alive, because they are of the times, and then falls into obscurity and the darker parts of the museum repositories. When someone does write a book on them, it is clear that, technically competent though they were, the images do not speak to us now, but inform us of what then was like. The exceptions tend to be on the museum walls already.

Van Gogh is an exception to all these rules. If he had died in a duel, he might have been the Galois of painting, but he didn't. He died after extended periods in an asylum, and nobody ever explains why (though there is a scene in Schnabel's movie about him that suggests he was mildly unhinged).

Ricard blames Van Gogh's life for perpetrating the undiscovered-artist-in-a-garret myth, and then asserts that, contrary to that myth, part of the artist's job is to get the work where I will see it. Charles Saatchi in his collecting heyday used to do a Saturday morning round of small galleries and artist's studios, which seems to make Ricard sound a bit lazy, but I'm assuming that Ricard did his rounds as well. He just didn't knock on every garret door. He listened to the gossip, and getting gossiped about is part of getting one's name out.

Van Gogh's life is also to blame for the myth that genius-is-madness. This is very popular with artistic hacks and ordinarily-competent problem-solvers everywhere, but the evidence is to the contrary. Tesla was eccentric, not actually bonkers. The great painters were mostly competent businessmen who ran studios the size of a small movie production house, and negotiated contracts with Popes and Dukes (or at least the secretaries of the Popes and Dukes).

Personally, I late paintings a little overbearing. All those neurotic lines and strong colours, especially the sunflowers. I'm not a big fan of impasto, and yellow is not a Top Five colour. The Starry Night painting has become a meme. I'm sure there are people who genuinely like his work, and wonder how I can admire Sargant, Leighton or Velasquez.

In the end, the auction prices make any criticism irrelevant. His buyers are well-funded museums and very wealthy private collectors. I don't have the cash to argue with anyone paying $62m in 2014 prices for a vase of poppies and daises. That's as much as a decent footballer. But then, nobody actually buys footballers for that money: it's a complicated funding scheme by rich clubs for small ones. Everyone has long suspected that high-value art transactions are also disguised business deals, and one or two are known to have been.

I'm hoping the book, The Sunflowers Are Mine by Martin Bailey, will explain these valuations and the buyers' motivations.

Friday, 5 September 2025

The Fame of Guitarists

One day you will be standing in line for the Pearly Gates, and a junior angel will walk down the line, pick some random old guy from the line with a smile and say "my apologies, please follow me".

Huh? Wah? Who the old dude?

A man a little further ahead in the line turns and says: "that was Jeff Skunk Baxter". Like you should know who that is. When the man sees that you don't, he gives a what-do-they-teach-the-kids-in-school-these-days look, and says "he composed and played the solo on Rikki Don't Lose That Number".

Guitarists who play even one magic solo are special in the eyes of Heaven.

Classical instrumental players play other people's music. At sight. With interpretation the second time round. It's a scary skill when you consider it. The guys in Bach's Leipzig band had one run-through a Cantata (on a Thursday) and then played it straight through that Sunday morning.

Rock session musicians divide into "readers", who are hired to play what's put in front of them, and the rest, who are expected to learn the chords by ear, and compose, sometimes on the spot, their accompaniment, break or solo. Larry Carlton didn't get hired because he could read the charts, he got hired because he was a darn tootin' composer of guitar parts. That's why Steve Cropper is revered: he doesn't shred, but he composed / improvised the guitar parts on hundreds of soul and funk tracks. Including Dock of the Bay.

Think...

Tony Peluso - Goodbye To Love 
Jeff "Skunk" Baxter - Rikki Don't Lose That Number 
Denny Dias - Your Gold Teeth I and II, Bhodisatva, and others 
Amos Garett - Midnight At The Oasis 
Steve Cropper - Time Is Tight (and more) 
Paul Kossoff - All Right Now 
Dave Gilmour - Money (or choose your favourite) 
Peter White - Year of the Cat 
Steve Winwood - Medicated Goo, Dear Mr Fantasy 
Peter Green - Green Manalishi 
John McLaughlin - Right Off (on Miles's Jack Johnson 
Eddie Van Halen - Thriller 
Larry Carlton - The Royal Scam, Hill Street Blues 
Jeff Beck - 'Cause We've Ended As Lovers 
Joe Satriani - Always With Me, Always With You

and that guy, you know, played on While My Guitar Gently Weeps, Badge, Crossroads (on Wheels of Fire), Layla, Sunshine of Your Love. What's his name? He also played instrumentals - Steppin' Out, Hideaway - which were ground-breaking, though instrumentalists - from Hank B Marvin, to Carlos Santana, Joe Satriani, and Steve Vai - are different. It's a steadier, more consistent light, not a sudden flashing firework.

Oh, yes, and then there is the moment that the Devil took on the shape of Mike Bloomfield, at Newport in 1964, behind Bob Dylan


I said in another post that guitarists have the same fame as mathematicians: not for a lifetime's work, but (mathematician) for one crucial theorem that "everyone" uses, or (guitarist) for one solo that transforms a good song into a minor miracle. A song that everyone knew at the time, even if it didn't get to number one, that is still played now and catches the ear of everyone who never heard it before. And that, when you have heard it, seems impossible without the solo.

Friday, 29 August 2025

Online OPSEC Made Simple-ish

(Are you sitting comfortably? Because you will need to be...)

The Online Safety Act got me thinking about VPNs and other gadgets, that got me thinking about online security, which pointed me to the ideas of OPSEC, and that changed my thinking on some of these matters.

Online security is about reducing the chances of financial and reputational loss by identity theft, unauthorised third-party use of your accounts and other means, that is brought about by using the Internet. Privacy is a by-product of doing OPSEC well. This approach leads to some interesting conclusions, for instance...

Adult sites carry a reputational risk (with almost everyone in your domestic and professional life). It hits when people who want to pick a fight with you, find out you visit adult sites. They find out because they catch you in the act, or because you leave traces. Those risks will not be reduced one jot by using a 15-character randomly-generated password stored in an encrypted vault. That password protects literally nothing, since the site advertises its content. The reputational risk will be defrayed by you leaving no trace of visiting the site or being a member, which is a whole bunch of measures discussed later. The password is the least of your concerns.

Let's talk about passwords.

Device, e-mail and Cloud storage passwords must never be stored on-line. In your memory, or on paper hidden in (your choice of unlikely place here).

First, financial / identity risk. Official document numbers - National Insurance number, NHS number, passport number, driving license number - as well as bank account details, credit card numbers and the like, must never be stored in password managers or anywhere else online. Where are you going to store them? Well, gee, how about on the document or card itself? Which you keep somewhere as safe as it needs to be (the room safe in a hotel, for instance). Only take such cards and documents as you really need when you leave the house / hotel room.

Passwords and challenge responses for banking sites, payment processors (e.g. PayPal), and retail sites where you store payment details (Amazon, for most of us), must never be stored in password managers or anywhere else online.

Do not store your credit card or other payment details on any retail website. (Okay, maybe Amazon and PayPal.) A commercial / charity / academic site gets your name, address and e-mail, and maybe some relevant preferences. (When they send the first marketing e-mail, click the "unsubscribe" link to keep down the spam.)

If you have anything valuable - don't post a photograph of it, or post about it.

Second, reputational risk. If someone gets your social media password, they can post scurrilous content that will land you in jail (these days in the UK, that's a low bar). With that in mind, you may not want to put those passwords in a password manager or similar. This is the first of the convenience trade-offs, and it's your decision. The same applies to passwords for your favourite online forum.

While it's nice to flex about your fabulous life, every week there's a story about someone being caught out by Welfare or HR or divorce lawyers, because of a social media post. The more reputation-sensitive the industry you work in (financial services and the Arts especially) the more your social media content becomes a performative PR exercise. This is a whole other can of worms.

Third, work-in-progress. Documents, photos, files, projects, recordings and any other of your work-in-progress, finished product and records, should be in Cloud storage (Instagram and the like also counts) - that way, you can recover from the loss of your devices. By all means keep local drive copies and take external drive backups as well, if you like, but anyone who takes the computers will take the external drives as well. Choosing suitable Cloud storage is a separate subject.

Next some good news.

The hardware and software industry knows you are not going to use the Internet if you think everything you do can be seen by anyone who can download the right program. So they work hard at providing encryption and security. They are actually so good at it, Governments keep asking them to provide "back doors", which the industry actively resists.

Wi-fi these days comes with WPA2 encryption by default, but if you have older equipment, you should check.

Your computer and phone (these days) have built-in firewalls, virus-checkers, and other such. These are good enough that you never see security hype about having anti-virus programs anymore.

HTTPS is the dominant standard for Internet transmission. Your internet traffic is encrypted from your device to the final destination server, and cannot be snooped by anyone in the middle. Your ISP can see the main page address, but nothing more.

So let's get to the counter-measures. As far as possible, these are setup-and-forget. The best security measures are affordable, invisible, do not require constant maintenance, and discourage all but the best of the pros and the worst of the crazy amateurs. "Eternal vigilance" is not a technique. These counter-measures are for you - how much you trust your partner and children to be sensible and respect everyone's privacy and security is up to you.

Your devices must have a password and / or fingerprint or facial recognition. While it may be possible to do without a password on an account, the OS may prevent other security-dependent features from working with that account.

Your Web Browser should have something along the lines of "Block trackers and third-party cookies" in its Settings menu. For Safari, it's Preferences -> Privacy -> Prevent cross-site tracking. Turn that on if it isn't already. You may need to ask Google for help finding it. If you can't find such a setting, look for an Extension that does the same and install that. This will take care of a lot of the "they are selling your data" issues. (Warning, Google disable your ability to upload images into Blogger if you disable this. Tut tut guys.)

Only visit sites that are HTTPS (or "secure"). (This is almost all of them now.) Your browser should have a setting like "warn when visiting insecure sites" or "force HTTPS" or something similar. Use that.

Use your 5G service rather than coffee-shop / airport / wherever wi-fi's. 4G and earlier are less secure, but better than a spoof wi-fi provider.

Use phone apps in preference to websites wherever possible. Aside from anything else, the app is often easier to use than the website.

Taking your work computer or phone home is a convenience / risk trade-off. Let your employer decide. Anyone who takes your personal devices from home will take the work devices as well. If you must take work devices home, go straight home. Having your laptop stolen in the pub is not a good look.

Open Banking is a convenience vs risk decision. Once someone gets one account, they get as many as you have linked.

Password managers are not a security tool, but a convenient way to log on to low-risk sites that require passwords (typically anywhere that doesn't have payment or official document numbers stored, nor is reputation-threatening: retailers, charities, museums, music streamers, online newspapers, and the like). Especially if you are logging in and out of even a handful of sites every day. Choosing and managing one is a separate subject.

VPNs are a tool to bypass geo-restrictions rather than a security solution. Don't use free ones - since how else are they making money except by selling traffic data? VPNs hide the ultimate destination from your ISP, but the VPN still knows it. Who do you trust more? Choosing one is a separate subject.

Apple's OS X and iOS are terrific operating systems. NEVER use either to do anything remotely shady, because you will never be able to remove all the traces. OS X and iOS are not designed to allow that level of access.

Windows is designed to allow that level of access. Even if you are an Apple fanboy, use a cheap Windows machine for... errr... private purposes, get a decent File Shredder / Disk Wiper, set up a routine to cleanse all the temporary files that get generated by web browsing, and run it every time you finish a session. You may need help with that - this is where you find out who you trust.

What about the (digital) stash? (if you don't know, I'm not telling you) There are online storage services providing end-to-end encryption, a solution that fits well with the rest of the advice here.

If you want some security theatre over-kill, try this guy...


If you like some of his hacks - use 'em.

We end with the harsh truth. A father's biggest OPSEC problem is not that he isn't using a VPN. It's allowing his son access to money so that the boy can lose nearly $6,000 in an online game.  A husband's biggest OPSEC problem is not the length of his logon password, but the deteriorating relationship with his wife that leads her to snoop on his computer and phone looking for divorce-fuel.

Most people wind up in trouble over something digital because someone snitches on them. Someone at work reports something to HR; one of your kids says something that a teacher over-hears and reports; a "good person" whose precious Liberal conscience won't let them not report it; management looking to stitch someone up. ISPs run scans on un-encrypted data to compare file signatures, and report matches. Teachers, therapists, social workers and other functionaries have been turned into informants. And never forget that un-answerable question "Darling, why do you use Private Browsing?" Wives and children are entitled to privacy from you - just ask them - but you are expected to let them see everything you do.

Hackers and "government surveillance" are "stranger danger". Hackers are after entire databases, crypto-currency, and corporates, not random individuals. The security services can barely keep track of the Bad Guys they know about, and don't need to add to the list with mass surveillance - and they have said so. The people who will spend time going after you are people who know you and want bad things to happen to you. We do not want to know that about the people we deal with every day, and so the industry pushes "stranger danger".

A few days after I finished and polished these thoughts, The Algorithm threw this up for me, and his views are very close to mine.

Friday, 22 August 2025

Maria Muldaur's First Album

Oh the summer of 1973! I would be going to university that autumn. I had a summer job - ask your grandfather - and there was a crowd of us, made up mostly of boys from my old school and girls from my sister's school. We passed for legal drinking age, and met in one or other of handful of pubs in Twickenham and Richmond, usually on warm Friday evenings - and all the Friday evenings were warm then. We were all young and pretty and clever and south-west London middle-class, who lived with both parents in houses with gardens.

And we all knew the album and its hit single.

What we didn't know, because we were suburban kids, not real hipsters, was that Muldaur had been part of the early-1960's Manhattan folk scene. She hung out with Bob Dylan and Joan Baez and the rest of them. Whereas most of those guys had albums and reputations by the mid-1960's, it was eleven years after Dylan released his first album that Muldaur released hers in 1973. His sold 5,000 copies in the first year and broke even, hers hit number 3 in the Billboard charts and contained a Magic Single: Midnight at the Oasis.



The solo is by Amos Garett. Steve Lukather gives it props. It has a double-bend - he bends up two notes, then back one, then returns to the straight string. And makes it sound like a throwaway thing, but it isn't.

It reached 21 in the singles chart in the UK, but everyone had heard it and knew it. Everyone had heard the album. We thought it was good, a little sentimentally country, but oddly charming.

Now it is immortal. A legend. Amos Garett gets into guitar heaven because of one solo. Muldaur needs six words to explain who she is to a total stranger: "I sung Midnight at the Oasis". It's the same kind of immortality given to mathematicians who get their name on a theorem. Remembered not for a solid body of work produced over a lifetime, but for one brilliant insight that everyone uses.

Muldaur put the song on the album as an afterthought.

There are as many emotions and memories buried in a song as we have when we first heard it, or were playing it everyday. "Midnight" is too much its own thing, for me the flavour and the emotional memories are in the other songs, especially "Any Old Time", ""Walkin' One and Only", and "Mad Mad Me" - but really there isn't one weak song on the album.

Go stream it. Especially if you are young, it's sunny, and you are about to go to university.

Friday, 15 August 2025

A Hack For Crispy-Crunchy Tones At Bedroom Volumes

Watch or read anything about guitar amps and pedals, and you will come away with the impression that to get that juicy edge-of-breakup tone, the amp must be TURNED UP WAY TOO LOUD. No volume, no tone, as if it's some obscure kind of virtue.

Heresy incoming.

A valve amp is a very inefficient way of getting breakup tones. An electrical engineering undergraduate, tasked with that for a final-year project, would not design a Marshall Plexi circuit. They would design an effects pedal.

There. Now You Know.

Breakup-crunch-distortion happens because the shape of the waves making up the signal changes. That shape does not change back if the signal is attenuated later. The voltage level changes, but the shape doesn't. In fact, the more attenuation is applied, the more the sound of the signal is dominated by the effects produced by the changed shape. This is why a neat crispy at (say) 25W turns into an ungodly fizz when we turn the power selector to (say) 0.5W, or even when we turn the Effect Level of the pedal / effect block too far down.

Now I assume you have a) an actual pedal board, or b) an effects processor that lets you move effects blocks around in the chain.

B1) Put the drive / distortion pedal in at the start of the chain. Put the pedal controls at noon. Or wherever you like them.

B2) Follow it with a simple EQ pedal. Turn that down (be prepared for -15dB or more) until the volume is within your limits.

B3) Now crank the drive / distortion pedal to taste, leaving the Effect Level around the middle. Tame the volume by adjusting the EQ volume.

B4) On the Helix I can put the EQ and the drive pedal on the same stomp switch. So when I turn it off, I get the base clean sound, and when I turn it on, I get both in at the same time. If you can do the same, it adds a little more flexibility.

However, we're going to do one thing first.

We need to make sure that your amplifier has a clean sound you can live with. Owners of amps that cost less than about £1,000 will appreciate this.

A1) Set the guitar tone pots to 5. Pickup selector in the middle. We're dialling in the tone on the amp, not the guitar.

A2) No pedals. Clean signal path. All tone buttons and switches on the amp to OFF, and EQ's at 12:00. No pre-amp gain.

A3) Sit with your head at the same level as the speaker and directly in front of it, or you will not hear frequencies over about 2kHz. You want to hear about the same thing that a mic in the middle of the speaker would.

A4) Juggle the guitar and amp volumes until the amp sounds open and clean, and the neighbours are not calling the Police. Make sure the volume pots have the same setting. We want any changes to the guitar controls to vary the basic tone, not lose it.

A5) Play a simple phrase through the amp and listen carefully. What don't you like about the sound? For example, the 12" cube lower-power portable amps - Supros, Blues Jnr and the like - often sound boxy. The Katana without its DSP sounds like someone wrapped a wet towel round the speaker, and even with its DSP, with humbuckers, the base sound is darker than the Essex countryside when all the UFOs have switched their lights off.

A6) Put a 10-band (or more, but not less) EQ at the end of the signal chain, right before the amp.

A7) Whatever it is you don't like, it will be caused by a surplus or deficiency of a fairly narrow range of frequencies: experiment with the 10-band EQ or whatever you are using until that quality of sound goes away. Easier said than done. Expect to be using 10dB+ changes in places, we're not talking tweaks.

DO NOT TOUCH THE GUITAR OR AMP CONTROLS during this process.

One test is to play a scale across the fretboard with as even a pick stroke as you can. You should not be aware of a change of volume as you cross from one string to the next, and nor should the texture of the sound change. If the 6th string is crisp, the 1st string should be as well.

If the amp is too dark, increase the gain on the 2kHz and above bands. If the amp is too bright, decrease the gain on the higher frequency bands. Increasing the higher frequencies usually increases the definition of the notes, decreasing it makes the notes sound rounder and less distinct.

Another test is to play along with a backing track from You Tube or a streaming service. What sounds okay on its own may sound too muddy against other instruments - unless you really like treble, when it may sound too bright.

It's a hack. It's going to work better on some amps and worse on others. There are a lot of Katanas in the world, and it works on mine.

I cannot stress the "listen carefully" bit. I wanted something close to a Fender sound. When I listened over headphones to a demo of the Vibro Champ, which was kind of what I was after, I realised that it was not sparkly at the top, as I had thought - that was an artefact of the laptop speakers. Also it had more low-end thump than I thought.

You're welcome.

h/t You Tuber Adjustable Bias. His video is excellent: he explains a lot of things about how amps and pedals work that other people don't. My B-hack is a modified version of his volume control trick.

Friday, 8 August 2025

The Online Safety Act - To Petition Against Or Not?

Should I sign the petition to repeal the Online Safety Act? After all, the thing was more or less written to order for the Carnegie Foundation, who have investments in facial recognition technology.

Everyone in the business knew the date, had their PR and stunts lined up, and let everything fly on Friday 1st August. It has given us the leading candidate for PR Puppet of the Year, Peter Kyle, who has had to utter the line "Register your age now, and protect a child". The man is either shameless, or has been crying in the shower every evening.

But I digress.

Age-related laws are nothing new. There's one that forbids the sale of alcohol to under-18's. It relies on the judgement of shop staff and keeps no records. It works as well as anything will. The shop staff look at me and decide if I'm old enough as much as they look at the kid in front of me and decide he isn't. But the process is friction-free, fast, and leaves no records. Facial age-estimation software is no different from shop staff giving us the once-over. Except the software is slower and keeps records.

I am all for preventing children from seeing pornography, beheading videos, extreme content from the Left, Right, Misandrist, Misogynist, Manosphere, and Womansphere, also jihadi videos, bomb-making instructions, pro-ana, self-harm, pro-bulimea material, and anything else of that ilk. Add in the brain-dead but insidious "trends" on TikTok / Instagram and other social media I haven't heard of. It's too damn easy for kids to find, by intention or accident, this stuff, and they don't have the filters to handle it. (They don't even know that much of what they see on social media sites is made in collaboration with the social media company's marketing people: heck, there are adults who still don't know that. MySpace did it first, and every social media site has done it since.)

The operators of the major hosting sites have proved over the past years that they cannot vet every single upload consistently and in a timely manner. Also that they do not want to be "publishers" responsible for selecting material. And nobody wants to use blacklists or whitelists - for many reasons. So age verification it is.

If the introduction of this Act was supposed to gather public support, it failed. It would have been the worst product launch since New Coke. https://www.coca-colacompany.com/about-us/history/new-coke-the-most-memorable-marketing-blunder-ever

But the purpose of the product launch was not to get support. It was to make it look as if the Government and Ofcom were Doing Something Tough about the disastrous effects of allowing people under 18 to access the cesspits of the Internet. Hence the apparent delusional grandiosity of claiming that its regulations applied to any website in the world - which is nonsense, and Ofsted knows it. UK law applies in the UK and one or two dependent territories. No-one else needs to give a damn, unless they have a treaty of some kind. 

The seeming diplomatic faux pas of sending e-mails directly to American site operators threatening penalties, something that should be done through official channels which would return the answer "Nuts", is about educating MPs, activists and "concerned citizens" about the limits of jurisdiction. 

The preposterous suggestion of using NI numbers, driving licenses, passports or bank details as age-verification is there to confuse those who don't read the manual. And it's more mis-direction aimed at  the activists. 


(Solid explanation by US lawyer. Worth listening to.)

All the "the Government is out to restrict free speech / monitor your every breath and click" articles and videos that poured onto You Tube? The commentators may as well have been paid by Ofcom's PR department, since all they did was spread F(ear), U(ncertainty) and D(espair).

Is age verification a mechanism of censorship? No. The OSA requires age-verification for certain content, it does not impose not a restriction on hosting that content. Is age verification intended to reduce casual browsing for pornography? Of course it is. Will it have a chilling effect on what site hosts will accept if they want to avoid age-verification? Of course. Does Mumsnet need age verification? Ofcom would not dare. Will Ofcom pick on harmless sites with twenty-four subscribers and weekly views in the high 90's? Naturally. Is this going to turn into another farce? Of course.

The civic dangers are not in age verification.

One is that Left-wing governments and their apparatchiks take to surveillance, censorship and super-injunctions like ducks take to water, and Comrade Starmer's Supreme Soviet is just one such. Mission creep will afflict the OSA for sure.

Today's Left-Wing / Liberal / Internationalist governments have a habit of criminalising behaviour they find inconvenient. Rather than try to solve the social or economic problem causing that behaviour, they criminalise any criticism of the consequences of their failure to solve it. Anything they do not like, instead of asking why people do it, they criminalise, like a bunch of old codgers muttering "there ought to be a law against it". Except the government are the old codgers, but with less life-experience. This problem can only be solved at the next General Election, and you know what you have to do. So do it.

What does a poor boy do? The OSA lists a number of ways of age-verifying, of which only one is acceptable: facial age estimation. The face estimation service makes a judgement and passes it back to the site that made the request. The site (should) make a record that the person attached to the username / e-mail is over 18. It does not get a copy of your face, and the age-estimator has to delete the image within seven days.

Look carefully and there is nothing to stop you using anonymous user names and e-mail aliases. The phrase "your e-mail address" does not have an official meaning - you may have several e-mail addresses for different purposes. Age verification is another one of those. So if anyone hacks that, they get nothing else, and if they hack your regular gmail (say) they won't see the age verification activity.

Inconvenient but not intrusive.

This is yet another type of data to be hacked, sold, and distributed all over the place. Almost surely it will be. How else do you think the age-verifiers are making money? If you're not the paying customer, you're the product being sold. I get there are people who don't like the idea that other people know anything about them. Many people are private, and many are surrounded by a**holes who don't know when to stay schtum. This can be a deeply-held feeling and I'm not going to Scully anyone who has it.

So I'm not signing. Age verification always was coming. The long game is that Google and Meta take most of it on, streamline the process, and make even more money from it. The current situation is just an interim solution.

(Yep - I back-posted this. It took a while to get my thoughts straight. Edited 19/8/2025.)

Friday, 1 August 2025

Geroge Gissing, Elena Ferrante and Tracking Characters

I have not read an Elena Ferrante novel, but I have seen S1 of My Brilliant Friend



and I have read a Natalia Ginzburg novel, 


so I'm good with Contemporary Italian Literature in Translation. I baulked at Ferrante when, opening one of her novels at random, I ran across a sentence along the lines of "Mary was upset that Thomas disapproved of the way that Marcel treated Angela after hearing about the way her parents had snubbed Toni and Loius". Too many people in one sentence. I just can't track that many people, I found myself saying, without really knowing what I meant. 

It wasn't until I was well underway with George Gissing's novel The Nether World 


that I realised what I meant. Gissing wrote Grub Street, which is about writers and journalists, so writers and journalists love it and that's the book "everyone" has read, but he wrote a whole lot more besides, and from an overview, with more interest in describing aspects of the wider society than, say, Henry James. He's not Dickens, but then no-one is, except maybe J B Priestly on a good day. 

The Nether World is about the poor in Clerkenwell and the surrounds. Everyone is poorly-dressed, in and out of work, hungry, living with two other families in one flat in a noisome tenement or multi-story house, surrounded by children, dropping in at the pub, speaking in a very similar manner with a limited vocabulary, doing piece-work in the garment trade, paying rents that take up much of their earnings, and there's a nice line to that working women have always looked down on stay-at-home-mums . ... and so on. It's hard to tell them apart, or at least I found it so. Gissing was a capable novelist and a proficient writer by the standards of the time, and maybe it was a deliberate effect to make a point: to the middle-class, the poor look alike. Whichever, I had to keep checking up who was who, and I could not summarise any of them for you now.

Because I couldn't track the characters.

As we read a novel, or watch a film or play, we build up a list of characters and facts about them. Here's the pseudocode:

If Passage.Text.Contains(Name) then 
    If Not Character(Name).Exists then Character.Create(Name)
Character(Name).AddFact(Passage.Text)
End if 

It's no problem for a computer, but if the last time a character appeared was sixty pages ago (say four days ago in your reading schedule), checking through your memory for it may take some time, or fail. Also updating each of the characters' fact-list in one of those many-person sentences may take time or fail.

That's what I mean by "tracking characters".

A number of things make it easier to do this.

First and obviously, give each of your characters a unique name, unless the plot is going to hang on a confusion.

Second, keep a character's name consistent: Detective-Constable Stephen Jones must be DC Jones, DC Stephen Jones, and can only be Stephen if he's off-duty and the context is very clear. Never call him 'Stephen" in one sentence and 'DC Jones' in another - if there is more than one 'Stephen' then the name-tracker will take the first one it finds and add the fact to that character, which might not be the right one. Gissing breaks this rule all the time and sometimes in the same paragraph, and I found it hard to get the characters established in memory.

Third, reduce the use of pronouns - 'he', 'him', 'she', 'her'. Whereas proper names have global scope - refer to the same character throughout the novel / trilogy / series - pronouns have a local scope, somewhere between one sentence and a half-page paragraph. Used over a number of sentences, in which other people's names may occur, the name-tracker may get confused as to whom the pronoun refers. As in "John asked Andrew to help. John and Andrew hefted the gun into the river. He brushed his hands and started walking back up the bank." 'He' most likely refers to John, but it might mean Andrew. If in doubt, use character names rather than pronouns and that will keep the name compiler straight.

Fourth, give each character something we can remember them by, even if it is to remind us that they are un-memorable. It might be the way they speak, or what they talk about, it need not be some physical characteristic, though it might be.

Friday, 25 July 2025

Jazz On A Summer's Day

I saw Bert Stern's movie when I was seventeen. It was playing at the Screen on Baker Street. It didn't turn me on to any more jazz that I already knew about, but I made sure to look for a music credit to J S Bach and a cello, and that was how I discovered the Bach Cello Suites. There were no music videos back then, and only a handful of music festival documentaries. What was the name of that movie? Oh. Yes. Woodstock. Stern's movie looked beautiful, even if the clips of Sal Salvador's guitar playing, and quite a few of the audience reactions throughout the film, bore no resemblance to what was on the soundtrack, but hey.


(This says it's the full film. YT doesn't seem to have many shorter clips.)

The film is about the 1958 Newport Jazz Festival, the fifth since its founding in 1954. The first one was a minor success, held in a casino. In 1955, Miles Davis played his famous "comeback set" there, and in 1956 Duke Ellington played his comeback set, during which Paul Gonsalves had them dancing in the aisles with a now legendary 27-chorus sax solo. In a smaller, simpler world, that's what it took to make a legend. Of course a young fashion photographer wanting to make his first movie before he was thirty would think of filming the 1958 Festival, especially since the America's Cup races would be on at the same time. All those beautiful pictures of yachts and sails and sparkling blue water. The film is Kodachrome heaven. It's worth watching just for the pictures.

Two bits of background. First, there was a chunk of the American Upper Class who liked to differentiate themselves from the nouveau-riche by taking up abstract art, Stravinsky, "modern dance" and other such stuff as leaves the majority wondering what's going on. Jazz was one of the things they took up, both the more traditional stuff (cf Bing Crosby et al in High Society) and the post be-bop, cool, Third Wave, hard bop and later developments.

Second, the jazz made between about 1945 and 1965 is a man's music: hard, fast, loud, technical, requiring great skill, knowing when to follow the rules and when to bend them, and at the top level, a nerdy deep understanding of music theory. Nearly all white women, and the majority of white men, don't get it and don't like how it sounds. At the time liking jazz was a way to show that you were out of the mainstream, could dig technically demanding music and (in America) could be easy around black Americans and Jews. It wasn't a virtue signal: it was a hip-signal. You knew, you were cool. Aside from a handful of acts (Ellington, Armstrong, Paul White, Benny Goodman, for example), jazz had a limited audience.

Okay. Enter George Avkian https://thefilmstage.com/the-history-behind-jazz-on-a-summers-day-a-landmark-concert-film/ , one of the smartest musical entrepreneurs in the business.

The story is that George Avkian "helped" Stern pick the acts for his film - many of whom were on Avakian's labels - and arranged the clearances. His choices were already famous-famous (Louis Armstrong, Mahalia Jackson) to help get the audiences in; jazz-famous (Anita O'Day, Gerry Mulligan, Thelonius Monk); or juke-box hits (believe it or not, but The Train and the River was a juke-box hit). And Chuck Berry. The background soundtrack was mostly ragtime, and, yes, we get "The Saints".

Any work of art can be interpreted in many ways. My take is that Stern wanted to make a movie, had chosen this subject, and Avakian likely recognised that the film could be a PR opportunity, not just for his acts, but for jazz. The film could present a domesticated and even upper-class face: yachts, and sparkling blue water, and kids playing, and peaceful mixed-race audiences, patrician organisers and audience members, and a guy playing Bach. Exactly the film Stern wanted to make. See? Jazz is American Music, good wholesome stuff for good wholesome people, having a fine weekend holiday. Sometimes art and business can work wonders.

The movie is on DVD and TV streaming services, and the soundtrack is on CD and sound streaming services. Well worth it.

Friday, 18 July 2025

Lizzy Mercier Descloux

Good God, ZE Records! There's a name from the past. Kid Creole and the Coconuts. Was Not Was. Big at the time, known only to ageing aficionados now. The E stood for Michel Estaban, who ran a (or possibly the) punk record store in Paris Les Halles in the mid-1970's. Across the road was this cute 18-year old girl who was living with her uncle and aunt. He tied a message on her bicycle, and she visited him in his shop.

She turned into Lizzy Mercier Descloux.

Probably sometime in the early-1980's, when record stores were a thing, I used to browse in the Virgin Megastore on New Oxford Street some lunchtimes. One day, I saw this album


and my art-work spidey senses twitched. This was going to be interesting, even if it wasn't going to be a Regularly Played. So I bought it, took it back to wherever I was renting at the time, and played it...

Sometimes you see a painting or a movie, or hear a piece of music, and it has almost nothing to do with the mainstream, and nothing to do with the academic avant garde, and you click with it immediately, even if you can't say why. You also know that the squares, the NPCs, the mainstream, and the Good People, are not going to click with it. You know that if you see it in someone else's collection, that they are not quite what they seem, even if they do not turn out to be a fellow conspirator. That is Lizzy's music. It's weird and interesting and even fun in a way that's still fresh - which cannot be said for much music that was "progressive" twenty-five years ago. There's a way in: all of it grooves, and some of it swings. She can take one phrase, and drop it here and there to make an entire song.


Lizzy and Michel moved to New York, where they got into the no wave thing, meeting Patti Smith, having an affair with Richard Hell (Lizzy, not Michel), plus all sorts of other things, and of course setting up ZE records. She bought a Jazzmaster (what else?) and started writing songs for her first album, Press Colour, was on ZE. She didn't sell a lot, except for the big-in-France hit Mais ou sont les gazelles


but enough people who worked at small record companies gave her reasonable budgets to make albums. There's a Pitchfork essay with plenty of details (which I've drawn on), and an artist's bio on ZE records courtesy of the Wayback Machine.

She left the New York scene and spent time in Africa and travelling around the world, making four other equally quirky albums on the way. She died of ovarian cancer in 2004.

Every now and then there's a revival of interest (all right, a couple of articles) in Lizzy, but it never lasts long. Because she never had The Hit. Patti Smith did - though Springsteen wrote it for her - and so did others on ZE records. But, in the words of the Adam Neely piece, have you made anyone any money, have you won anyone any awards? If the answer is NO, then the industry will... let your moment pass. Not that she gave a flying do-do.

Warmly recommended.

Friday, 11 July 2025

Spy Novels: Deighton, Le Carre, Rimington, Brookes

James Bond was, in a phrase at the time, the man all men wanted to be and all women wanted to have. I have fond memories of a small book that described how to be Bond, based on what could be gleaned from the novels. It covered everything from weapons and cars to breakfast, and I learned to cook scrambled eggs because of it. James Bond is not a spy. Spies gather information. James Bond blows s**t up. He is a special forces operative, based on idealised versions of some of the men and women in the Special Operations Executive in WW2.

Bond is the forerunner of Jason Bourne and Jack Reacher. Simon Templar, created in the 1930's by Leslie Charteris, may have been a forerunner. Templar was in turn more suave and volatile than that ultimate man's man Richard Hannay from the 1910's. Stella Rimington, who should know something about spies, has a number of novels featuring Liz Carlyle which are really thriller-procedurals, and I was prompted to over-think all this by Adam Brookes' Spy Games and Stella Rimington's At Risk recently. 


Both are cracking good reads, but neither is a spy novel.  The English-language spy novel came from two seeds: Len Deighton's 1962 The IPCRESS File


and John Le Carre's 1963 The Spy Who Came In From The Cold


Neither Harry Palmer (Deighton) nor Alex Leamas (Le Carre) are anything like Bond. Leamas is a washed-up, cynical operator, and Palmer is working off a prison sentence for black marketeering while in the Army. The organisations they work for are not well-equipped military operations, but fumbling bureaucracies run by barely competent ex-public schoolboys playing little one-upmanship games. Their Russian counterparts are, by contrast, ruthless and endlessly efficient and effective, yet still the bumbling Brits win, more by the native wit of the hero than anything else. It's a vision of the UK at the time: a country ruined by war, run by amateurs, and surviving on the maverick talent of a few individuals. 

Deighton says he did not intend to create an anti-hero - though casting Michael Caine decided otherwise - and none of his central characters are intended to be role models. George Smiley is a cuckold with a taste for antique books and seemingly no other pleasures, someone to avoid being at all costs.

By the 1990's both Le Carre and Deighton were writing slightly different books: less angst about the ideas of loyalty, patriotism and betrayal, more about business-like deception, double-dealing and plot twists. Who could blame either? Their earlier themes were pretty intense, and also of the time.

In the dim reaches of my memory is a remark by General Norman Schwarzkopf to the effect that the 1960's and 70's saw the US Armed Army at its lowest morale and readiness, full of "embittered drunks", and his story is of how his generation of general officers brought it back to a decent condition. My guess is that much the same could be said of many of the institutions of the West, from the intelligence organisations, through the universities, to many private-sector companies. The socio-economic circumstances that made the disillusioned spies of Deighton and Le Carre passed - the recovery started in the 1980's, as did the polarisation of Western countries into their public (left-wing) and private (non-political) sectors - and the spy novel faded away

Sales figures alone mean we must acknowledge the slapstick comedy of Slow Horses, which is a Le Carre tribute: barely competent people saving the world despite themselves, lead by an irascible outcast. The intelligence organisations - now called Five and Six (which is awful insider slang even if it is real) - are efficient and the technology works - except when the plot requires it to fail. Some of the staff may be pompous, creepy or miss something important, but they are only dodgy if it serves the plot, and then only in the way criminals are: they have broken a law, a technicality, not a fundamental bond of trust in their soul with their society. Le Carre's Bill Hayden was a bisexual philanderer and a traitor - to Le Carre the bixsexuality is a single remark at the end of the story, to a post-80's writer it would be a feature of story. There are women in central roles, with varying degrees of sass and snappy put-downs for any man who isn't their boss who dares patronise or ignore them. Rimington's Liz Carlyle is works too hard, is a terrible housekeeper, but a good bureaucrat, going along to get along. Adam Brookes' lady spies are keenly aware of status and fight for theirs.

There is and has been a continuing campaign of treachery and treason in all Western countries since the 1980's, the trahison des clercs whose values have departed too far from those of the ordinary working man and woman, who regard taxpayers as mere economic fodder for their projects, and voters as sheep to be manipulated as needed. Sadly, Five and Six do not work for the taxpayer and the voter and the NHS patient... they work for the traitors.

I'm too old and too slow to turn that into some kind of spy story. Maybe one of you young whipper-snappers might give it a shot?

Friday, 4 July 2025

150 Piccadilly ... aka...

 


Once the temperature goes over 80F or so, I go into survival mode. I can't really think ahead too far. And when I do try to visit my osteo in Marylebone, the signals at Gunnersbury fail and we are all tipped out onto the Chiswick High Road. Gunnersbury is in the middle of transport nowhere. I re-scheduled and went home. This has nothing to do with the Ritz.

Friday, 27 June 2025

When We Were Dreaming - Clement Meyers

Robert McKee's criticism of Betty Blue was that it had no story: it was two hours of watching someone fall deeper into a violent madness that we knew she had in the first five minutes of the film. Its director understood his audience: there's a type of twenty-something woman who laps this stuff up. Along with vampire movies and anything else with Beatrice Dalle covered in blood. (Just as, I suspect, there's a type of man who laps up anything with St Isabelle - awkward shuffle.) McKee's point still holds - there's no character development, no situation-complication-resolution, no Heroes Journey. The same can be said for Morvern Caller: we know she's a dissociated psychopath within ten minutes, and she doesn't change throughout all the weird little adventures she has. It's a mood piece, one of those films we watch because the lead actress is fascinating (cf every Andrea Arnold or Jean-Luc Godard movie ever). Films can get away with being story-free if they are visually arresting, the soundtrack is cool as heck, and the cast fascinate us.

Novels can't do any of those things. NO soundtrack, no luscious setting and photography, no Samantha Morton / Anna Karina / Norah Jones to be fascinating. Just those darn words on the page. A novel needs a story: a series of events that change the thoughts, feelings and circumstances of the lead characters in a way that makes the end of the novel feel satisfying. Novels without this are called picaresque, and are interesting partly because of the adventures but mostly because of the portrayals of the society and people with whom the picaro deals. A good picaresque novel will have brushes with the law, the military, high life, and give us a sense of how the low life works. It will have a picaro who fascinates, amuses and educates us, and who has a reasonably complex character. Otherwise it's just a long sequence of drinking and fights.

Clement Meyer's When We Were Dreaming, published by the Deptford-based Fitzcaraldo Editions, is 597 pages of drinking and fights. It's an account of the lives of low-level teenage delinquents in one rough district of Leipzig after the Wall came down, who are in awe of the gangs in the "red light district" which may as well be on Mars. The narrative is a mess. At one point Danny, the central character, does four weeks in a juvenile detention centre, amongst other things, for trespassing, but the only trespassing we're told he does is a good few chapters later when he runs an illegal club with others in the gang. It has its moments, but by about page 250, I was starting to want something to happen, but instead Danny goes to a brothel and gets drunk.

At 597 pages, with so many minor details and no overall direction, it feels like speed-writing. Not the shorthand they used to teach, but what happens when the writer takes one too many Adderall and lets fly. I have no idea if that's what happened, but it feels a lot like it. Whichever, Meyer's editor should have sat him down and asked him to take 350 pages out, and put the rest into a tighter linear narrative.

There are some books that when I read them, I can wander round a bookshop and choose the next books I'm going to read. There are other books that put me off making those choices. As if I have to grind through this one before I can choose another. That is usually a sign that I'm not enjoying reading it. A movie ends after a couple of hours, but a damn novel can go on for a long time if I'm not really enjoying it.

I tried to read it so you don't have to.

Thank me later.

Friday, 20 June 2025

Ferdinand Ries, and Announcement

I have been blogging since April 2009. Over sixteen years. I started it with the intention of writing about the things I was doing and the things I needed to vent about at the time.

As the title suggests, it was never my intention that anyone should actually read anything I wrote. The point of venting is to say it, not start a discussion about it. I've only ever seen a handful of blogs with extensive comments sections, and those were functioning as a kind of forum where the moderator / blogger set that day's subject.

I've been trying to follow a two-a-week schedule for most of the time. Regular readers will have noticed the occasional lapses, followed by bursts of catch-up posting. This is often caused by my falling into the rabbit-hole of a multiple-post long-form essay. I'm not going to do those anymore, and I'm going to switch to once-a-week, and something simple. With the occasional bit of personal trivia.

When I was working, the insanities of the time affected me, if only slightly, and I had to make some kind of sense of what was happening. Now I'm not working, I don't have to, but it's a habit I haven't shaken yet, and I've been feeling it's a waste of time and energy. The Sophons arrived in the mid-1990's and have been messing with our politics and culture ever since, and so much of it is second-rate trend following that it's not worth the effort.

As opposed to the music of Ferdinand Ries, who started as a young virtuoso and a pupil of Beethoven, who said of him "he copies me too much", conducted the first performance of the Master's Ninth Symphony and wrote lot of perfectly pleasant music during a long and seemingly well-lived life.

I streamed quite a bit via Qobuz, and then took the plunge, getting a couple of CDs from Foyles: a volume of string quartets and the flute quartets.



Warmly recommended.

Friday, 13 June 2025

Spider's Web

 


On a rare afternoon when I could take the pollen. And then not for long.

Tuesday, 10 June 2025

Friday, 6 June 2025

Junk News Redux

(h/t Martin Howard)

I mentioned a book called We know what you want by Martin Howard. It has vanished from long tail, which is kinda of a shame, because it's a good reference for shady consumer marketing tricks circa mid-2010's. (There's a prolific children's author with the same name who started writing about the same time as the book was published, but I can't be sure it's the same man.)

This list is an extract from that book. It's twenty years ago. I've changed some of the examples...

Brand Name News - Britney Spears, Brad Pitt, Madonna, Taylor Swift, Greta Thunberg 
Sex News - Anything Trans, LBGTQ+, MeToo scandals... 
Yo Yo News - the Stock Market is up or down; the crime rate is up or down; unemployment is worse than it has been since the last time it was this bad; inflation is up or down; interest rates are up or down. Show Biz News - say no more 
Fashion News - say no more 
Craze News - the latest internet thing, the latest drugs, the latest diets, the latest serial killer...
Anniversary News - hey, it's fifty years since the opening of a packet of Corn Flakes... 
Sports News - Football manager sacked / hired; players traded; heavily sponsored sports star loses to unknown... 
Political News - Minister will say this later today; Minister visits somewhere outside Westminster; NHS needs more money 
To which I would add...
Freak Show News - look at what these weirdos are doing
Hype News - Climate Change; charity releases report saying things are getting worse (please donate); this year's Tech Thing that will take all our jobs; new drug will cure old disease...
Business News - company makes or loses money; man or woman in a suit gets a promotion; Mega Corp buys Smallfry plc; Mega Corps trade bits of each otehr to each other; senior manager does something stupid and steps down
Prognostication News - the future will be worse / better if this or that trend continues

Nothing has changed. Except the names.

Nothing.

If anything, it's got worse.

Take a look at your newspaper, or (shudder!) mainstream TV. How much of it is Fake News? How much is a de facto PR piece for some cause or person. v What is real news? I think it has to affect our lives in some immediate way. The recluse has no news, except the weather report. When the UK had an Empire, with military bases everywhere, and people had relatives working in businesses and farms all over the world, world news was local news. Not so now, when, with or without invitations, the world comes to us, bringing its disputes with it.

What I want to see in a newspaper, or equivalent source, is:

War, disease, famine and disaster (anywhere in the world) 
Workers vs Management (anywhere in the world) 
The Budget (in the UK) 
Corruption (in the UK) 
Government Waste (in the UK) 
Actions by the Establishment against the interests of the working man and woman in the UK (crazy legal judgements, outsourcing of jobs, etc) 
Starts, progress and opening of major infrastructure projects (anywhere in the world) 
Harvest conditions (anywhere in the world)

Which will do for a start.

Tuesday, 3 June 2025

Free Your Mind: Laura Dodsworth and Patrick Fagan

(Whatever the CCP have put into the current pollen, for the last couple of weeks my brain has been mush. I can handle routine stuff, but nothing that needs sustained deductive thought or insight. Some might call it "old age", but that would be rude of them. It all started when I read Free Your Mind: The New World of Manipulation and How To Resist It, by Laura Dodsworth, a journalist / columnist, and Patrick Fagan, who lectures on consumer psychology. I was confused by it. They say: What do you stand for? Determine your principles, morals, beliefs and faith. You must hold them dear and allow them to guide you. If your beliefs are clear it is simply harder for others to foist new beliefs onto you and also Be aware that your mind is flawed and have the humility to stay unattached to your beliefs. And speak up first, blow the whistle and be a voice of sanity. You will help the group as well as yourself.. Which may just count as malicious advice, given what happens to real life whistleblowers.)

The aim of Free Your Mind: The New World of Manipulation and How To Resist It is to alert you to the wiles and techniques of so-called "behavioural science" and other people who would influence your view of the world. Digging through my bookshelves, I found a twenty-year-old book called We know what you want: The secret tactics that influence what you buy, think and believe by Martin Howard, a marketing executive. In 1954, Darryl Huff wrote How To Lie With Statistics, which was a best-seller and is still on sale today. And two thousand years ago, Aristotle wrote the Rhetoric to expose the vile and shallow tricks taught by the Sophists to win any argument you may get into. It's a genre with a distinguished history.

But but but. In the same way that George Orwell wrote 1984 as a warning, and every Western government since 1990 has used it as a manual, far too many people read these "exposing the tricks" books not for their defence, but to get hold of tricks to fool other people.

In fact, it makes far more sense to see those kinds of books as publicity for whatever it is they are writing about. I'm not suggesting for a moment that any of the authors I've mentioned are actually shills. (Though there is that joke about "See, this is the awful thing. And now let's have another five pages of photographs of it".) They aren't. But they may as well have been, and they really should ask for a percentage. Because they are actually part of the hype machine.

Hype? Am I sure? Is so-called "behavioural science" (BS) really, well, BS?

Peak BS was reached sometime in the early 2010's with the publication of Daniel Kahneman's best-selling Thinking Fast and Slow, which introduced us to the many short cuts we take when making important decisions, and the many ways these can be exploited by just about anybody. There's just one snag. At about the same time, researchers found they simply could not reproduce the results of many of the foundational experiments of BS - including many that Kahneman cited. This came to be called the Crisis of Replication, and as the decade went on, other researchers found that some high-profile BS'ers - Francesca Gino, formerly of Harvard Business School, being just one - had used...umm...falsified data and other such practices. But if you don't follow this sort of thing, and stick to what's on the shelves at the airport, this stuff is still all good.

"Behavioural Science" is mostly hype. Hype needs people who want to believe. Well, what keeps consumer marketers up at night? The thought that tomorrow, all their customers will buy their competitors' products. That's why consumer marketers blather on about customer loyalty - because they know it is really inertia - and that brands matter because the underlying products are all more or less interchangeable. What advertising does is try to persuade people to switch brands. What scares politicians? That they will do something that loses them the next election - the US Democratic Party lost the 2016 election with one remark about "Deplorables". There are a bunch of people with their hands on some large sums of money who desperately want to believe they can influence the consumer / voter, and they will give lots of that money to people who sound convincing and have impressive-sounding positions at "prestigious" universities. And there are plenty of tenured academics who are willing to supplement their salaries by writing books and giving talks that pander to the emotional needs of managers and politicians.

The sellers - the consultants and academics - and the buyers - the managers and politicians - need the hype. It's a collaborative delusion. All of them have a vested interest in as much publicity as possible for the +CurrentFad. Doesn't matter if it's a gushing case-study or a book wagging its finger at these horribly-effective techniques, as long as the message is: "this stuff works, so hire us and you won't waste your money".

Whereas as any serious manager or political strategist knows, some of that stuff works on some of the people some of the time, but none of it works on everyone at any time. It works "at a population level", meaning that a proportion of everyone is swayed to some extent, though the size of neither the proportion nor the extent can be predicted, and individual behaviour remains unpredictable. No-one knows why some people respond and others do not - for all that those consummate bullsh***ers at Google, Meta and other online sellers will tell you. Have you ever bought something from a Google ad? Or an Amazon recommendation list? And you don't know anyone who has, either. Everyone knows this, but no-one wants to say it out loud. Everyone wants to believe that they are making some kind of difference to the bottom line, and that the next guru will help them make a bigger one.

Hence hype.

What Dodsworth and Fagan should have done was to expose the hype, but I only realised that after wandering through a lot of rabbit warrens.

Oh. Yes. The book is worth a flip through, but prepare to be irritated as much as informed.

Friday, 30 May 2025

Death Comes Too Late - Review


I don't usually do book reviews, because it's rare that I can just rave about something.

This is one of those times.

Death Comes Too Late https://www.amazon.co.uk/Death-Comes-Too-Late-Crime/dp/1803366265 is a collection of short stories by Charles Ardai.

It's in the Hard Case Crime imprint, which he co-founded in 2004 or so and has since published 167 novels. All of which are in the detective-story manner of the 1940's and 50's, which many informed commentators regard as a pearl amongst literary styles. It's a page turner in the old manner, and the stories, the mood, are spot-on.

Read and enjoy.

Tuesday, 27 May 2025

The Opposite Of A Set

Want to know why I decided to spare you Category Theory? Watch this:



Intuitively it makes sense to me: sets have no structure and all possible automorphisms, complete atomic Boolean algebras have all the structure we could ask for and also all possible automorphisms.

The Sheafification (that's a real thing: it converts a pre-sheaf into a sheaf) of G is worth the subscription.

Friday, 23 May 2025

What Happened To Those Category Theory Posts I Promised?

I have been threatening to do a series on category theory, and you may imagine long hours of researching and emerging insights, followed by even more hours of making notes, drafting and re-drafting. Not to mention finding out that Blogger supports neither the asmcd nor tickz-cd LATEX environments, which are what I use to create diagrams. And talking about categories without having diagrams is like talking about art without a pictures to look at. So I'm going to write it up as a LATEX essay, and post it in the same place as my essay on the philosophy of mathematics. It will give me a longer-term project to work on. The methodological issues are wider than I thought, and quite interesting - for those sad souls into that kind of thing.

Tuesday, 20 May 2025

The Problems of High-Functioning People - Action

Helping the patient make sense of themselves (these are the 40-somethings who say "I got this diagnosis and I'm so relieved") and to untangle twisted knots of emotion, lies, mis-direction and denial, are what television and movies would have us think are the basic tasks of psychotherapy. But the story-construction is only part of it, even though it may be so much that both patient and therapist fall down in exhaustion when it is done.

The other part is giving the patient a life that works and keeps the dark thoughts at bay. "Managing" the dysfunctional behaviours and thoughts is not quite enough: it is better to displace them. It's at this stage that I think the psychotherapists fall: it's not enough to feel no pain (though that may be enough for a while), we need to feel good as well. (Martin Seligman recognised this, and became a self-help guru as a result.)

Psychotherapists fail at this because they have the wrong data. Day after day, people pass through their offices telling them that they are upset because X and Y or they they would feel better if only W and Z, and unsurprisingly, the therapists conclude that they would be out of business if everyone felt / had W, X, Y and Z, because they would also be happy. So they tell people that they need W, X, Y and Z.

Whereas what their patients need to be is the kind of person to whom other people respond with W, X, Y and Z. They need to be loveable people, and then they will be loved. They need to give off "I'm a great person to hang out with" vibes, and then people will hang out with them. And of course, that's exactly the kinds of person the patient is not because (see story they have constructed with their therapist), and how to be that kind of person is exactly what they want the therapist to tell them. However, that falls under the heading of "self-help" and that's not what therapists think they do. It's what therapists think Dale Carnegie did.

It is much more effective to change what one does on a daily basis so the dysfunctional behaviours have few opportunities to get appear. These techniques are well-known in the self-improvement community: hit the gym / swimming pool / running track / dojo (according to taste); dump the users, losers and abusers; early to rise so you have to go early to bed; cut down on the booze and fast food, and drop the drugs; listen to upbeat music; read non-fiction and/or learn some saleable skills; and so on. Holidays on one's own work for some people, not so much for others. (Talking briefly to strangers about something harmless is a ninja move: you will come across as open and friendly, and they will feel bad because they thought you were some creepy weirdo, but then you weren't.) The trick is not to do things that you know you're only doing so that you don't do something worse - this is where some re-framing can be useful.

Whatever one chooses, it has to be something that can be done with or without another person. That endless search for "intimate relationships" and "like-minded people" depends on finding someone else - and if you're over thirty, the chances are she / he is already in a committed relationship ("the good ones are always already taken"). The therapist who implies that the client will never be truly happy until they find that elusive "intimate relationship" and those mythical "like-minded people" is not doing the client any favours.

Self-improvement is easier for people who are not in domestic relationships. After thirty-five that's only fifteen per cent of the (UK) population. Everyone else has to get better despite their live-in partner: partners cannot be assumed to support the changes we want to make, though it's nice if they do. To the extent the domesticated cannot work the full self-improvement program, they are stuck with "managing", and so with being their own hazard.

Friday, 16 May 2025

The Problems of High-Functioning People - Classification

(In the Wrestling Pigs post, I said that psychology as a therapeutic practice had been hi-jacked by an unholy trinity of the pharmaceutical industry, the budgetary constraints of the NHS, and a tendency to manipulative middle-class, liberal-feminist values, to the point where the appalling propaganda of the Lockdowns was considered to be a triumph of the art. Nothing so corrupt is worthy of philosophical analysis. However, my inner philosopher rebelled. This and the next post discuss some issues facing so-called "high-functioning" individuals, not the poor sods who are stuck on regimens of disgusting psychiatric drugs, and for people who can afford private therapy, not the poor sods being fobbed off with ten sessions of CBT to tick boxes and manage budgets.)

All of us have to deal with the insults and upsets of everyday life, from getting a bad cold to being laid off from work for no fault of one's own, from the kitchen misplacing our order to getting a parking fine, and from the irritation of not being able to find our keys to grieving for the loss of a loved one. Everyone reacts and recovers differently to these: some people can bear a grudge for a lifetime, and others seem to shrug off almost anything in a day.

These experiences are "everyday" because they can and do happen to everyone, involve no shame or guilt and so can be publicly admitted, the event is not usually directed at us because of who we are, have no significant lasting effects, the temporary effects are understood and allowed for by almost everyone.

Some people need to deal with the after-effects of an experience that leaves a permanent negative effect, or an effect which is not understood or allowed for by others, and which may have been directed at us because of some aspect of our character, and have likely resulted in possibly undeserved shame or guilt. Amongst the obvious ones are divorce, being laid off from work for no fault of one's own, or being bullied, abused, or stalked. There is the litany of faults of family and upbringing, or having a singular and shocking experience, or a consistent pattern of treatment which, taken individually may be bearable, but over a longer period is harmful.

Some people also need to deal with maladaptations and kinks. A maladaptation is a behaviour that "made sense at the time" to cope with a particular situation, but has been applied outside that situation or carried on past its time. The behaviour must have been reasonable and effective - given the resources available to the person at the time. A kink is a preference or ability that leads to behaviour that is uncommon, some of which may be socially unacceptable or otherwise dysfunctional, and the most obvious example are the addictions. (A trivial example is: just because you can crack your fingers, doesn't mean you should.)

The purpose of psychotherapeutic explanation is not to provide an explanation of why the patient is experiencing distress or reduced functioning. The truth is too complicated and rarely delivers the emotional satisfaction needed. Instead, it is to provide a story that helps the patient make sense of themselves, and especially to remove feelings that were put there by other people. (Too often that story is about mothers, as if fathers played no roles in their children's upbringing, and not often enough does it look at schools, peer groups, and the books, movies, stories, art and so on, the patient was exposed to.) If that story continues to make the patient make sense to themselves, then it is good enough.

Helping the patient make sense of themselves (these are the 40-somethings who say "I got this diagnosis and I'm so relieved") and to untangle twisted knots of emotion, lies, mis-direction and denial, are what television and movies would have us think are the basic tasks of psychotherapy. But the story-construction is only part of it, even though it may be so much that both patient and therapist fall down in exhaustion when it is done.

Tuesday, 13 May 2025

Living On The Fringe With Suzy Creemcheese



In case your Valley Girl decoder is a bit slow, here's the transcription:
Hello, teenage America,
My name is Suzy Creemcheese,
I'm Suzy Creemcheese because I've never worn fake eyelashes in my whole life
And I never made it on surfing set
And I never made it on beatnik set
And I couldn't cut the groupie set either
And, um...
Actually I really f****d up in Europe.
Now that I've done it all over and nobody else will accept me
I've come home to my Mothers
As a result of never having the experience of being part of a group (other than the group of people who don’t fit into groups, which doesn’t count) Suzy has the manner of those-who-never-belonged. This is recognised at an intuitive level by those-who-are-acceptable, so later in life she will not be invited to join any of the scenes ("there's always a scene, and it's always by invitation only") and so will have the feeling that real life is going on out there, and she will only ever be on the fringes of it.

Fringe is where the Suzies of the world end up. Rock 'n roll is one such fringe, and far more nerdy than most people realise. Being the bookish girl, the movie buff, the guy who spends his spare time on bus journeys and train trips, the street photographer... these are other fringes. Some of the people doing those things can do those things with others, and there are clubs and associations as well - sometimes guarded by gatekeepers that make the school in-crowd look welcoming. Fringe people can even be married - you know, that quiet couple who keep to themselves.

If belonging-to-a-group is not what Suzy can do well, or at all, it's silly if not counter-productive, to base her future on trying to do it. Since the best defence is good offence, what Suzy needs are activities that keep her busy, solvent, fit, healthy, entertained and informed, and provide her with reasons to have self-respect.

Living on the fringe means dealing with higher-than-normal chances of disappointment, bitterness, depression, isolation and substance abuse. It means adopting the public mask of a normally-socialised person, who somehow always has a prior commitment when anything social is offered, especially at work. Choose the wrong behaviours and one can qualify for the diagnosis of a Schizoid Personality style, and if it hurts and hinders, the Disorder.

Suzy has to figure out how to manage her life so she does not fall into self-pity, anger, emptiness, bitterness, low morale, delusional fantasies, drunken stupors, drug use, retail therapy, and binge-watching TV series, or, for that matter, going from one therapist to the next, and from one social setting and one activity to the next, looking for that elusive feeling of belonging.

Living on the fringe means developing a life-style that works with or without others. Reading, movies, swimming, running, learning to play a musical instrument, solo competitive sports, training in the gym, learning to cook and source ingredients, painting, horse-riding, attending concerts and plays, photography, developing software, tending the garden... all sorts of things. Some of these are difficult to do within a normal domestic relationship, and almost impossible with children. Get a taste for any of them, and partners will need to be chosen to fit in with the interest, rather than interests fitting in with the partner.

Friday, 9 May 2025

Copes, Adaptations and Being Your Own Hazard

A couple of posts ago, I said I would subject you to thoughts on category theory, rather than witter on about psychology any more. I have been reading and thinking about category theory, but the psychology stuff wouldn't quite leave me alone. So bear with me through the next batch of posts. There's a theme.

A cope is what I do because the world around me sucks. A adaptation is what I do because I suck.

A cope does not change the suck in the world, but it attempts to change my behaviour or attitude, so I don't mind, or am less affected by, the suck. It is inherently sub-optimal.

Using "mindfulness" to cope with the stresses at work, instead of finding a new employer.

Buying own-brand because prices have gone up and your salary hasn't, is a cope.

Reading on the commute is a cope. See? I'm not really wasting my time.

An adaptation is something I do to modify my behaviour or attitudes so I don't do something dumb, offensive, pointless and expensive, harmful, or illegal, that I seem to be more-than-normally liable to doing.

Abstinence and one-day-at-a-time is an adaptation.

Things we do to get round problems with our bodies are adaptations. I have a hiatus hernia so I take Lanzoprosole. Using a wheelchair if you don't have lower limb use. Or wearing glasses. Or people with Type 2 Diabetes who manage their diet and exercise to keep their sugars in bounds. S**t happens, and we need to adapt.

Changes we make to live in a different culture than the one we grew up in are adaptations.

Eating fresh food, not drinking too much, staying away from drugs, and not buying things you don't need with money you don't have to impress people you don't care about... those are neither copes nor adaptations. It's sensible behaviour. Even if some people need to be reminded to do them.

Some people wind up managing what they do around one or more adaptations.

Recovering addicts or alcoholics. Or people with Autism or ADHD, who need to mask. Or people who watched the wrong video, found they had a kink they never previously knew about, and now have to live with the fact it's never going to be satisfied IRL. Or people who have to do certain exercises every day. Or people who need to play up-beat music on their way to work to manage their mood. Or people who are really awful judges of character, who need to be very careful about who to spend time with.

Having to keep up one or more adaptations, is similar to always needing to watch where you're going and who's around when you leave the house to go anywhere. (Realty check: paying attention when crossing a road is okay; needing to watch out for strange people lurking in shop doorways when walking home at night means you should change neighbourhoods.) Maybe we will see something that triggers us, or maybe we will stop keeping our digs clean and turning up to work on time.

The delightful thing about this, is that one is effectively on guard against a part of oneself. A little part of us is now the enemy. Nobody puts it like that, but it's one reason people who might benefit from a character adaptation resist it: they would rather stay flawed and whole.